10 things to think about when you're hated by the masses

Stay sane while everyone else loses their minds

1. If you rearrange the letters in “hatred,” you don’t really get anything useful. Just more evidence that it’s a waste of time.

2. How many socks the average person loses on laundry day.

3. Why do we assume penguins are happy just because they waddle? Nobody asks.

4. There are at least 17 species of mushrooms that glow in the dark.

5. Slugs have four noses and still mind their own business. Be like the slug.

6. A surprising number of conspiracy theorists couldn’t explain how velcro works. Remind yourself of this as needed.

7. Some galaxies are colliding right now in space and nobody is taking it personally.

8. Most people think confidence is loud. Black holes are silent and they eat stars.

9. Somewhere, a hedgehog just sneezed and scared itself.

10. Baboons show dominance by flashing their bottoms.