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Ross Young (P3nT4gR4m)'s avatar

I hear Katy Perry just returned from an earth-meltingly expensive retreat in the universe’s ancestral space womb. I kinda low key wonder if she imagined anything profoundly banal up there but at the same time I don't quite hate myself enough to bother finding out.

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Lord Gloom's avatar

Says Travis: "Money is an energy that has always seemed to flow to me. Especially since my parents died."

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Hesperado's avatar

There really are people like this; I wonder if reading this would help begin the process of shaking them out of it. Speaking of shaking oneself out of it -- what am I thinking? Of course the answer to my wondering question is no.

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Weird Logic's avatar

I chose this title intentionally, hoping it might draw in at least a few lost souls. One can only hope.

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bee mayhew's avatar

I am really missing out on this grift 😭

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Weird Logic's avatar

Forgot to mention the part where they shake the colonization out you like an exorcism.

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