In a bold and progressive move toward absolute harmony, the Supreme Council for Emotional Well-Being (formerly known as "Society”) has announced that all disruptive, unpleasant, or mildly unsettling masculine traits will now be reclassified as Public Health Hazards
Best of all possible worlds! Now me and my mates can compete to see who can handle the most voltage without passing out. First to flinch buys the next round! 😂
High praise indeed! If I can channel even a fraction of his brilliance, I’ll consider it a win. As for the book launch—stay tuned! Just need to wrestle my ideas into submission first.
This was beautiful. It brought a much-needed laugh, completely unsanctioned by the Ministry of Approved Feelings.
Keep up the good work.
Ah, the 2 million minimalist cottage.
Best of all possible worlds! Now me and my mates can compete to see who can handle the most voltage without passing out. First to flinch buys the next round! 😂
This almost felt like reading Douglas Adams
That’s the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.
High praise indeed! If I can channel even a fraction of his brilliance, I’ll consider it a win. As for the book launch—stay tuned! Just need to wrestle my ideas into submission first.