In a bold and progressive move toward absolute harmony, the Supreme Council for Emotional Well-Being (formerly known as "Society”) has announced that all disruptive, unpleasant, or mildly unsettling masculine traits will now be reclassified as Public Health Hazards
For a moment I thought I was reading a news blurb on MSN. ( You can forgive me for that considering the Times in Which We Live) Then it struck me : The sublimely ridiculous with a creepy touch of Modern Realism. Echoes of Douglas Adams! Definitely! When is your book launch?
High praise indeed! If I can channel even a fraction of his brilliance, I’ll consider it a win. As for the book launch—stay tuned! Just need to wrestle my ideas into submission first.
Best of all possible worlds! Now me and my mates can compete to see who can handle the most voltage without passing out. First to flinch buys the next round! 😂
Brave New World just around the corner. ADHD medication the new soma to boot.
This was beautiful. It brought a much-needed laugh, completely unsanctioned by the Ministry of Approved Feelings.
Keep up the good work.
For a moment I thought I was reading a news blurb on MSN. ( You can forgive me for that considering the Times in Which We Live) Then it struck me : The sublimely ridiculous with a creepy touch of Modern Realism. Echoes of Douglas Adams! Definitely! When is your book launch?
High praise indeed! If I can channel even a fraction of his brilliance, I’ll consider it a win. As for the book launch—stay tuned! Just need to wrestle my ideas into submission first.
I will definitely stay tuned. You have a definite flair for the absurd and the surreal.
All the best with wrestling your thoughts to the mat! 🤓
Ah, the 2 million minimalist cottage.
Best of all possible worlds! Now me and my mates can compete to see who can handle the most voltage without passing out. First to flinch buys the next round! 😂
This almost felt like reading Douglas Adams
That’s the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.