The Day After Substack

Apparently Substack now controls the fate of civilization. Let’s investigate.

Mar 9 • Weird Logic

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February 2026

The asteroid is trending upward

This is the third experiment (see the first and second) in a series where I’ll be using my ontological framework to stress-test thinkers from every…

Feb 12 • Weird Logic

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Eat, Pray, Reclassify

Starring Coleman Hughes

Feb 6 • Weird Logic

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January 2026

The beginner’s guide to accidental tyranny

This is the first experiment in a series where I’ll be using my ontological framework to stress-test thinkers from every corner of the political galaxy…

Jan 27 • Weird Logic

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How we replaced meaning with confidence

A field guide

Jan 21 • Weird Logic

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Oops, still lions: A brief study in cause and effect

Here, on the open plains of modern civilization, we observe one of nature’s most misunderstood creatures—the Law Enforcement Officer.

Jan 8 • Weird Logic

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December 2025

How to become wise in 30 LinkedIn posts

Results may vary

Dec 24, 2025 • Weird Logic

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November 2025

How to outsmart power with a rubber chicken

Remember when you were young and free, blissfully unbothered by the absurd human hobby of power struggles while waving arms and shouting, “WE ALONE OWN…

Nov 14, 2025 • Weird Logic

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October 2025

I obey you, you obey me: A cautionary tale of moral certainty

Wonder, at its root, is wild.

Oct 26, 2025 • Weird Logic

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Where do a kingdom's forgotten wonders wait?

In a kingdom across the world and not unlike our own, lived myths that collapse when observed called Quantum Folkloria.

Oct 20, 2025 • Weird Logic

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Moral clarity breaks out worldwide--experts stunned

In what historians are already calling “a complete administrative error,” the Israel–Hamas war officially ended yesterday after an unprecedented…

Oct 13, 2025 • Weird Logic

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September 2025

What to expect when you're expecting a woke right reign of terror

Congratulations!

Sep 26, 2025 • Weird Logic

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