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June 2025

Words won't save us, but florps might
Gavin Doonley had no business being in a spelling bee, which is precisely why he entered it.
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A very urgent emergency about everything, probably
The Global Council of Imminent Catastrophe knew something was terribly wrong the moment the birds started chirping.
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A cooperative game of "PANIC! At the Discourse"
Where no one is safe and we’re all gloriously equally foolish
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Now Boarding: Flight 404, from LA to Sanity
Please keep your arms, legs and grievances inside the plane at all times
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May 2025

Fully enlightened and dangerously annoying
A deeply unserious journey into the majestic disaster of always being right
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The anti-victim's guide to not falling apart
A true story of grit, absurdity, and staying sane when life goes fully off-script
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Lost & Profound: Department of Unclaimed Emotions
[Scene: A shabby waiting room with signs like “Emotional Luggage Must Be Declared” and “No Shame Past This Point.”
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10 things to think about when you're hated by the masses
Stay sane while everyone else loses their minds
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The effortless guide to popularity
Master the art of being adored by the masses
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The gospel of Me, according to Me (naturally)
In the beginning, I created Myself. For there was a void that said "This is boring" and promptly filled it with Me.
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