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Return to your inner cosmic matriarch
A journey into deep feminine bliss
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If you’re happy and you know it, you’re complicit
Are you building rockets, composing symphonies, or painting masterpieces?
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You can’t sit with Galileo
Welcome, my Lords, to Isengard!
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The great tariff apocalypse of 2025
Sending hearts and prayers to the hedge fund managers on Wall Street this week.
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Adventure awaits, you clever little rogues!
This isn't for everyone—but it might be for you.
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🚨 Attention, you marvelously deranged lot
Hello seekers of truth, connoisseurs of satire, and innocent bystanders who clicked on this by mistake—I have a rather important announcement.
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Fake Rock Bottom™ (now with Soft Landing™)
Because I'm on a roll
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Gregory, bringer of light
There is no one higher than Gregory
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March 2025

Welcome to Fake Hell™
The most exclusive inferno for the comfortably tormented
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Try Fake Heaven™ today!
The ultimate insulated paradise
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(Corrected) Dialectical Judo: How to reverse [a small fraction of] the narcissism on the internet
Edited on 4/1: About a month ago, I wrote this piece with complete certainty.
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Why do they hate us? A thoughtful reflection on our goodness
We, the Democrats, have always been the party of the people—the champions of the downtrodden, the enlightened shepherds guiding the grubby masses toward…
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